HAPPY HAPPY JUNE TO ALL

A MONTH FROM TODAY IS CANADA DAY!
IT'S THE MONTH OF JUNEBUGS AND PRETTY FLOWERS AND BEACHES!
IT'S THE MONTH IN WHICH EVERYONE SHALL GRADUATE AND HAVE PROMS!

YES, IT'S JUNE!

and to celebrate, I'm having another one of your FAVORITE FEATURES. I haven't done these in about a year. if you were a faithful reader of my former blog, "Read About Me," then you'll get excited right about now.

IT'S TIME FOR A SPECIAL EDITION OF...

DOCTOR ADVICE

with your host and mine, JOEL.

(if you really don't remember Dr. Advice, click here and scroll down for examples.)

Here we GO!

Patient #1: Read their confession here.

Dr. Advice says: Cockfisting cats, you say? Why, young lad, if you were cat, would YOU want to be cockfisted? (Wait... What does 'cockfisting' mean anyway?) The point is that sexual intercourse is wrong with pets. Especially when the pet in question has no way of declaring whether or not it is consentual to this kind of activity. I think I'm-a call PeTA on your ass. ANIMAL RIGHTS FOREVER!

Patient #2: Read their confession here.

Young lady, give in to those urges; it'll make for great stories later in life.

Patient #3: Read their confession here.

YOU ARE SO COURAGEOUS. You show those Amish who's boss, and take that flashlight everywheres with you, you brave child.

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and there you go. HAPPY JUNE!