SUPER-FREAKING-DUPER

ooooooooo YAAAAA. wow, super-stressful day, I won't go through all of it again, but rest assured, it was a ridonculous day. hooooooooooooly.

allright, so, I basically just feel like giving you every single imaginable detail of my past weekend in New Brunswick, so, here you go!

Thursday, November 16:
-Packed like a muthafucka and went to bed, also like a muthafucka.

Friday, November 17:
-Woke up at the delightful hour of 3:30AM, and had the strong desire to shooooot myself. Oh well!
-Waited for my shuttle on the corner of Bond and Dundas at 5:40AM. Alone. And a large black man approached me and asked if I needed a "place to crash." TRAUMATISING.
-Took my shuttle to the airport, checked in, had a scone at Starbucks, waited for my flight, boarded, took off, read, and landed in Saint John at 11:05AM Atlantic Time!!! WUUUT.
-My mom picked me up at 11:40ish, and we chilled at her work until 2:30ish. I helped her to type up stuff, and she introduced me to all her co-workers, and they seemed shocked to see I was so tall and 19 years old and yadda yadda.
-Came home, helped make dinner, and got SHOCKED by how tall and skinny Tom had suddenly become. And he had super-straight teeth as well, hooooooooooooooooly.
-Surprised Ben when he came home! IT WAS GREAT. And hugged my Dad, I missed him so much as well.
-Had dinner with the family, then went out to see Ben's hockey game! And Mishelle came, and we talked for an hour, it was really nice.
-Did some West Side shopping, i.e. buying an umbrella, and my mom buying me a coat.
-Went home and slept like a MOFO.

Saturday, November 18:
-Woke up and went to the IRVING NATURE PARK. HOOOOOOOO MAN. And I ran it! Ya, I had to stop a few times because I've been focussing on weightlifting rather than cardio lately, but hey. There was a point where my Mom and Dad caught up with me, and we all ran together. It was truly a family "Bodybreak" moment. :)
-Came home and had a ridonculous brunch. Oooooooooooooooh, yeahhh. It's wonderful to not have to pay for your food!!!
-Went uptown with Mom! It was SO NICE. We looked at Christmas decorations - as soon as I get back we're gonna go look for Christmas stuff, I'm the professional home decorator. MUTHAFUCKAAAZZZZZ!!!!
-Went to Ben's basketball game, that was great. Ben's so competitive.
-Had a quick dinner, and then went to the Saint John Santa Claus Parade! THAT WAS GREAT.
-Came home, and chilled, i.e. watched T.V. for like 5 hours, exactly what I needed. And had a ridonculously good sleep.

Sunday, November 19:
-Woke up ridonculously late, and we didn't even go to church... Hollaaa! Instead my Mom and I went shopping... Yes, again. But it's because Tom saw my coat, and wanted it, and therefore took it. And so we went shopping for a new one. We didn't find a coat, but we DID find an old man sweater for me. I'm not convinced as to whether or not I like it yet, I'm going to have to wear it for my friends and get their consent before wearing it in public... Very important.
-Came back in time to go skating with Ben and my Dad at Lancaster Arena. It was f***ing awesome - I AM SUCH A GOOD SKATER - even if I only skate like once or twice a year, fuck that. My mad hockey skillz will stay with me forever and ever.
-Walked home by myself, through my old neighbourhood. (The hood I lived in until I was 5 years old.) SO NOSTALGIC, SO NICE!
-Had a huge turkey dinner with my family - and yes - this included MÉMÈRE, YEAHHHHHH. We had a great chat - and she made a really good chocolate cake. And slipped $70 under my pillow - awww yeahhhh.
-Watched old home movies with the family. I apparantly adored eating snow - kind of disgusting, yeah.
-Wished everyone good night, as only Dad would be the only one to wake up at 4:15AM with me.

Monday, November 20:
-Woke up at 4:15AM, packed up, went to the airport with Dad, flew off to T-Dot.

et voila, that's it. I have nooooo energy to write a thing more, hope you enjoyed!!!!

I'll give you an update as to my T.O. life very soon!!!!

Cheers,
JOEL