T-Giving in the T-Dot

hey dawgs,

I just wanted to say hey really briefly. like, briefly briefly.

tomorrow morning I am hopping aboard a GO Train en route to Burlington, Ontario! (I make it sound so far away, but truly, it's only an hour or so outside of Toronto.) I will be having Thanksgiving dinner at the Jane household, with my one and only Ashley Jane. but then their family has to go to Windsor on Sunday morning.

as for Sunday? I have nowhere to gooo. :( anyone want to take orphan joelie in??? I feel like Oliver Twist.

P.S. I cannot believe it is October 7th... How foolish!!! Time goes so fast- but I really want it to. Whenever I'm here in Toronto, it just feels like a big countdown until I go home again - even though I truly enjoy being here - most of the time. but the times when I do not like it here... it gets bad. for example, today I was walking back from the gym and some guy with a leafblower was getting rid of ALL the leaves! like... what is this, a nazi camp??? it's called FALL because leaves FALL onto the ground, creating lovely scenery and a nice crunch under your feet as you walk to class! but not at Ryerson, apparantly.

Ryerson: "Sieg heil, BRICKS ON THE GROUND AND NOTHING ELSE."

well! OK, and also, today (as part of Adventure Fridays with Dean and Jenee) we walked all the way to the Bata Shoe Museum on Bloor and saw the most ridonculous things of life! I saw many famous people's shoes, i.e. the shoes Pierce Broasnan wore in 'Die Another Day' as James Bond, Marilyn Monroe's red stilettoes, Elvis Presley's blue suede shoes, a pair of shoes belonging to a former pope of the early 20th century, Winston Churchill's boots, Tiger Woods' golf shoes, Pierre Elliot Trudeau's sandals, Pablo Picasso's zebra boot - and most moving and intriguing of all - one of Terry Fox's running shoes. I basically teared up - that guy is my true idol.

want more? check out some of these ridonculous shoes! and if you're truly enthralled, just visit the entire website yourself: www.allaboutshoes.ca

ah, yes, and no Friday (it's been Saturday for an hour now actually) update would be complete without the much-revered Friday Five.

1. If you could have a super power, which one would you have?

It would be to save the environment. As in, reverse negative human effects on our environment.
2. What would be your supername?

ENVIRO-LAD!

3. Who would be your arch-nemesis and what would be their superpower?

I already have one... It's called Irving.

4. Who would be your sidekick and would they have a superpower?

My sidekick would called "Fuck This I Can Do Everything Woman," sooo just in case I messed up, or was lazy, she could step in. Or fool around with me! Hoorayyyyyy, being a super hero is fun!!!

5. What would be your motto?

"No tree too big, no shrub too small, air, water, forests... I SAVE THEM ALL! (Bitches.)"

Oh my God, it's Friday night and this is what I am doing. I am the most massive and loserish moron in the world - I turned down so many cool invites tonight to be doing this!!!!!! shoot ME.

yours,
Joel

P.S. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving weekend, I hope you get to see your family. :)

P.P.S. that was not brief at all.

P.P.P.S. Holy fuckaroo do I ever want to get back into modelling!!!!!!!!