Brittany Murphy sings?

Time to stay up to date with life, with Joel.

surrrprise! yes, Brittany Murphy does sing. and it's ... really, really, really good.
DAMN, GIRL!
click here to see just what I'm talking about, via Paul Oakenfold's MySpace page.
watch the video, and then (if you're a guy or total lesbian) please drool.

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Not to alarm you, but there's a suspected case of the H5N1 bird flu virus right here in the Maritimes, in PEI to be specific. Please refrain from peeing your pants.

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Saint John Idol stats on June 28, 2006. I will let you fuckaz know when I'm scheduled to take the stage. Come find out whether I soar or crash and burn!

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Please take the time to admire one of the best actresses of life, Missi Pyle. This is a shot of her from the recent Willy Wonka movie remake, as the mother of Violet Beauregarde. "EYES ON THE PRIZE, VIOLET." Man, she just... Doesn't stop kicking ass.

Did I mention she's in one of the top movies of all time (according to Joel's fave comedies)? Well, she is. Ch- ch- Check it out.

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Another image from the genius brainchild of Natalie Dee and her husband Drew, Married to the sea.com. ...Here's to hoping no one I know ends up being like her. Ever.

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And, la pièce de résistance, le vendredi cinq.

1. What’s the most embarrassing thing/job you’ve had to do to earn money?

Well, working at the Slave Patch, basically. (Aka the Pumpkin Patch, if you live under a rock.) That was puuure Dread with a capital D. Man.

2. What’s the easiest and quickest way you have earned a buck?

Prostitution, of course!!
Actually, I don't know... So prostitution is an acceptable answer.

3. If you could set your own salary, according to your skills and worth, how much would you earn?

I would earn a billion dollars for being a singer, model, and actor. My dream life? Oh, my fuck, yes.

4. Are you a good saver?

Ask my mom.

Mom: When pigs perform musicals in neon green leotards.

...Yes.

5. What’s the most expensive and useless thing you have ever bought?

YO MAMA

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On a dorky note, I've signed this very blog up on "WorldOfBlogs.com." Ooh, thrills and chills.

Congrats to all the Grads of 2006, also. To you, I say, you'll always be a year behind to me. :)

Joel