DONE EXAMS, BITCHES

yo dawgz,

I'm out to have a blast soon, so here are two goodies I know you'll love.

first, this magical video from 'the' foremost authority on women... meet the sexpert.

and secondly, well, you can only guess what other surprise I have up my sleeve on a friday.

ONE GUESS.

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1) How do you feel about people who commit suicide? Such as, do you feel that they are too lazy to deal with life, have depression, do you feel sorry for them, etc.?

Well, I think they simply think they're in "unsolvable" situations. Which, of course, it untrue. There is no such thing as an unsolvable situation. I know I sound like Optimistic Bear, (a new Care Bear I've just invented,) but it's true.

Of course I feel sorry for people who kill themselves. Well, most people anyway. But for those who don't deserve to die, it's tragic they weren't able to seek out help before they died.

Man, I totally feel like I'm back in high school and in Vague-par-Vague again.

2) What do you think people say about you behind your back?

Ha, I'd rather not think about that. In fact, I'd rather think that people don't talk about me behind my back, which is completely untrue. When they do talk about me, well, I've had a lot of not-very-nice things said about me, and it's not something I really enjoy thinking about. Thanks for the question though, Debbie Downer.

3) If you could own and operate any major business, what would it be?

Either a modelling / acting agency, a record label, or perhaps even a film studio. That would be so phenomeonal... Except I'm much more interesting in being in front of the camera lens, not behind.

4) Are you/would you be embarrassed to talk to your friends or family about sex?

Well, my friends and I talk about sex fairly often, I'm very open with almost all of my friends, so it's not much of a big deal. As for my family, well, that's a different story alltogther - that can become very awkward, very fast. I'll pass for now thanks, and stick to my friends when it comes to sex talks.

5) In some cultures, young women are married and begin families as soon as they start a menstrual cycle. Do you believe this is right or wrong? Why?

I just think it's the girl's decision on what she wants to do. It's her body. If it's against her will, then it's wrong. If it's what she wants it, well, that's what she wants.

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and so, that was your Friday Five.

oh, and speaking of "Optimistic Bear," I've been assigned a Care Bear... his name (yes, his name) is Funshine Bear. that just screams Joel. PLEASE notice who he has a crush on, and then click on Love-A-Lot Bear and see who she likes... DRAMA? I think so.

Home in 5,

JOEL

P.S. What the hell happened to Brave Heart, Treat Heart, or Lotsa Heart??? The hell?